oh my god mtv stop trying to relate to me

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

(via misandryad)

A Map of Forever Forest!
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A Map of Forever Forest!

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(Source: urbanoutfittersofficial)

this video is like my exact sense of humor

holy heck check out this button I just found

holy heck check out this button I just found

I have never felt more in sync with Tom

I have never felt more in sync with Tom

tonight is sooooo booooooooooring 

I stop listening whenever people start talking about unspecified “toxins” 

megablaziken:

I went to the Met today

(via jesuisuneetoile)

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird, via devvvilliams)